just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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