I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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