I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i need some magic done to my vagina
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
