I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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