There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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