So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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