Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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