Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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