Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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