508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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