i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
