you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just want to make out with him forever
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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