My friends, they love my intelligence
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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