community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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