Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
