We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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