I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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