Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I want to make a zoo with you.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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