Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
