Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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