why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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