Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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