"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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