Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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