I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
