We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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