I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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