And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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