Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
just found out that she named her cat after me.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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