So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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