He kissed a someone with a penis
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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