laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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