how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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