you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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