needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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