just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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