I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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