Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You made out with two different species that night
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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