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• (917): View more from New York City

  Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now

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  Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Big girls don't cry they get day drunk

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.

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• (585): View more from New York

  my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.

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• (530): View more from California

  What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra

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