There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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