Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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