yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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