Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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