first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
40s are totally the cure
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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