to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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