whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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