last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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