So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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