i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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