There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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