What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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