quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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