We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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