no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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