i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
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